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Archive for October, 2009

Hi, I'm Tim Geithner, the product of Goldman Sach's successful attempt to clone Hank Paulson Hi, I'm Larry Summers, White House Millionaire Hedge Fund dabbler and record fee breaking guest speaker to Goldman Sachs I'm Barack Obama, otherwise known as 'Bush Light'. Here's some change you can belive in--a 9 trillion dollar deficit for 2010 I'm Ben Bernanke, and I want to thank David Rockefellar for his secret Crepes Trilateral recipe he shared with me at the Bilderberg meeting in Chantilly I'm Jamie Dimon, and my bonus is even bigger than Lloyd's this year because we don't have that Giant Bloodsucking Squid PR problem going on over here at JPM I'm Lloyd Blankfein, and I'm buying the Hamptons with your bailout trillions just so that bitch wife of mine can shop in peace