Amidst reports that Ben Bernanke could be the “second coming of Greenspan”, the Federal Reserve Chairman was seen yesterday desperately attempting to shit gold.
“It’s the only way,” he was heard to murmer from behind the Fed powder room bathroom stall.
Congressional aides representing Ron Paul were able to capture a cameo photo of Bernanke attempting to literally shit a gold brick, after reports that the massive printing of fiat dollars have still done little to increase the M1 money supply.
“He is shitting a brick…” the aide confided, “but we seriously doubt that it will be gold, or contain any of the precious metal at all.”
Good luck Ben. Happy Friday…
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My comment is not for this particular post. It’s the way I view not only this post but your entire site. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! Our tax dollars has already made these white collar criminals too wealthy already!
But why should they think any different? We’ve bailed out these people several times over the past century. They knew the taxpayers money would come to the rescue when they entered their ‘den of theives’.